Why Fruits Basket should never MSN

[Kage]

MSN Fruits Basket

Tohru: Riceball_101
Yuki: Prince_of_Kawaii
Kyo: Kung_Fu_Mastah
Kagura: <3s_4_Kyon_Kyon
Shigure: Highskoolgurlz
Hatori: …
Arisa: Yankee500
Hana-Jima: Child_of_Darkness
Ayame: Granter_of_fantasies
Hiro: Bad_Boy
Kisa: Tigrrl
Haru: 2_Toned
Momiji: Bouncing_Bunny
Akito: Bridie_Poo
Meie: Burning_in_Hell


<Riceball_101 has signed on>
<Kung_Fu_Mastah has signed on>
Kung_Fu_Mastah: Tohru, Do you know how to use this?
Riceball_101: Yes, uh, why…?
Kung_Fu_Mastah: ... No reason
Riceball_101: Um, Ok then…
Riceball_101: Do you?
Kung_Fu_Mastah: Uh…*Pause*…Of course I do!
Riceball_101: Ah-! Ok…
<Highskoolgurlz has signed on>
Kung_Fu_Mastah: What the hell…? What are you doing here?
Highskoolgurlz: Is that anyway to treat me?
<Prince_of_Kawaii has signed on>
Kung_Fu_Mastah: Not you!!!!
Prince_of_Kawaii: What’s the matter? Miss me?
Kung_Fu_Mastah: Hell no! Damn Rat!
Prince_of_Kawaii: Stupid Cat.
Riceball_101: Uhhh ….Don’t fight you two.
Kung_Fu_Mastah: *Anger sign*
Prince_of_Kawaii: Alright Miss Honda.
Kung_Fu_Mastah: What!? Come on! I’ll take ya!
Prince_of_Kawaii: We can’t exactly fight on a computer, Stupid Cat.
Kung_Fu_Mastah: Oh yeah, Damn rat?! *Kicks Yuki in the side*
Prince_of_Kawaii: *Yuki dodges, then slaps Kyo in the face*
Riceball_101: *Squeal* No, Stop! Ah…!
Highskoolgurlz: Ah, Tohru, Don’t worry. It’s only role play. They aren’t exactly fighting, only bickering. NO surprise there…
<<3s_4_Kyon_Kyon has signed on>
<3s_4_Kyon_Kyon: KYO!!! *Hugs Kyo*
Kung_Fu_Mastah: HELL NO!! Get off me!!! And what’s with your name?!
<3s_4_Kyon_Kyon: What’s wrong with my name? Tohru, don’t you like it?
Riceball_101: I think it’s adorable.
Kung_Fu_Mastah: Do you have to take her side?
Riceball_101: Oh, I’m sorry, should I not like it?
Kung_Fu_Mastah: Never mind…
Riceball_101: Uh, ok then…
<3s_4_Kyon_Kyon: *Clings to Kyo*
Prince_of_Kawaii: *Snicker*
Kung_Fu_Mastah: Shud’up!
Prince_of_Kawaii: Why should I, Stupid Cat-san?
Riceball_101: Ah…! Wait!
Kung_Fu_Mastah: I’m done here! Your so dead, you damn Yuki!
Prince_of_Kawaii: Whatever. Just don’t hurt yourself coming down the stairs.
<Kung_Fu_Mastah has signed off>
<Prince_of_Kawaii has signed off>
Riceball_101: Ah…!
<3s_4_Kyon_Kyon: Wait! Kyo!
<<3s_4_Kyon_Kyon has signed off>
<… has signed on>
Highskoolgurlz: Oie… 0_o Not a day goes by….
…: For once I agree with you…
Highskoolgurlz: That’s a first…Wow. ^_^
…: Don’t get cocky…
Highskoolgurlz: Who’s cocky?
…: Never mind… Anyway, Tohru, How are you doing?
Riceball_101: Ah…! Hatori! I’m fine. You?
…: I’m ok. ^_^
<Bouncing_Bunny has signed on>
Bouncing_Bunny: Ah- Tohru! Yea!
Riceball_101: Oh, Momiji. Hello. ^_^
Bouncing_Bunny: Hatori, what’s going on?
…: Nothing really Momiji. Why?
Bouncing_Bunny: Just wondering…
…: Shigure, isn’t your name just a bit disturbing to you at all in any way?
Highskoolgurlz: No, why?
…: *Sigh* I thought so…
Riceball_101: Huh?
…: Never mind Tohru…
<Granter_of_Fantasies has signed on>
Highskoolgurlz: Aya! ^*^
Granter_of_Fantasies: Yes, It is I, faithful Ayame.
…: … Aya, what are you doing here?
Granter_of_Fantasies: I was going to visit with Yuki if he was on, but it seems he is not.
Riceball_101: Oh, you wanted to talk with Yuki? I’ll go get him!
Highskoolgurlz: I just love Tohru! Too sweet.
Granter_of_Fantasies: I agree!
…: Coming from the both of you, that sounds criminal.
Bouncing_Bunny: Hari, your so funny. ^o^
…: I wasn’t trying to be funny…
<Bouncing_Bunny has signed off>
<Prince_of_Kawaii has signed on>
<Kung_Fu_Mastah has signed on>
Riceball_101: There! Both of them are on now!
Highskoolgurlz: Tohru, you are too kind. ^_^
Granter_of_Fantasies: Yes, too kind!
Prince_of_Kawaii: Miss Honda, You wanted……..
Granter_of_Fantasies: AH! Yuki! So nice to talk to you.
<Prince_of_Kawaii has signed off>
Granter_of_Fantasies: *Dazed look*
Riceball_101: Oh… Gee, I’ll go and get him again.
<Prince_of_Kawaii has signed on>
Prince_of_Kawaii: Miss Honda, I really don’t think this is a good idea…
Riceball_101: Why not?
Kung_Fu_Mastah: I think he’s just scared. ^O^
Prince_of_Kawaii: *Anger mark*
<Yankee500 has signed on>
Kung_Fu_Mastah: HELL NO!
Yankee500: What’s wrong? You miss me?
Kung_Fu_Mastah: Do you like making my life as miserable as it can ever get?!
Yankee500: Lemmie think…
Kung_Fu_Mastah: You have to think about it!?
Yankee500: I’m just kidding. It’s just fun to mess with you.
<Burning_in_Hell has signed on>
Burning_in_Hell: Shigure…….!!!!! I need that last 500 pages for your book! *Whimper*
Highskoolgurlz: Meie… I didn’t expect you here… *Sweat Drop*
Burning_in_Hell: I need those pages!!! Shigure!!!
Highskoolgurlz: Alright, Alright…
<Highskoolgurlz has signed off>
<Burning_in_Hell has signed off>
…: Ah, It’s finally quiet…
Granter_of_Fantasies: You still have me Hatori! I shall never leave you!
…: I always have you Aya, I can’t seem to get you to leave…But you are always there for me…
Granter_of_Fantasies: Exactly!!
…: If only you would act like that to Yuki…
Prince_of_Kawaii: Hatori…! I don’t think…
Granter_of_Fantasies: Your right! I should! From now on Yuki, I will always be behind you! Ready to catch you if you fall!
Prince_of_Kawaii: I don’t need you to do that!!!! Hatori!!!
…: I don’t think he got it…Like always…
Yankee500: Is it always like this are your house Tohru?
Riceball_101: Not always…
<Child_of_Darkness has signed on>
Child_of_Darkness: I would think so, seeing all of this…
Riceball_101: Ah- Hana-Jima!
Child_of_Darkness: Hello Tohru.
Yankee500: Yo.

[Kage]

More to come. If you don't know what Fruits Basket is, You are sooooo sad.... Anyway...This is a thing that my friends and I started, well, I wrote like more than half, because my friend had to leave...But anywho, I think this is real funny. Tell me what you think...